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Comic 1700 - #LowHangingFruit!

Posted on Wed, September 23rd, 2020

90 Day Cat Call: The Other Way! You'll never see it coming. We all knew this already! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Prove me wrong! Read with a #twang. What a #Maroon! Not @PatMaroon, he's cool. A variation on #LongEaredGaloot! It's #DumbJokeThursday! The key word here, is #Black! #ClearlyCanadian. He's forever trying to mount something! #mikepence is scared #Poopless! It's #DumbJokeThursday! @realjameswoods is a famous dummy! You down wit that #VP? Yeah, you know me! It's a valid question! It's a $40 pillow! It's #Thursday in #Jerseyish! Droppin' that #HotMic, like it's... hot! #kellkell is peace'n out! The #RNC is #Truly pathetic! Sit down #Florida! It's #DumbJokeThursday! I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet! How #kanye not see how dumb @realdonaldtrump is!? Meanwhile, in #KenoshaWI! You may have to read it twice! That time we ALMOST caught @mike_pence in a #Truth! Yes, I know what a #BrazilNut is called! Happy #LaborDay ya' #losers! Actual place! Eddie FINALLY gets #Political in the bedroom! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Brought to you by #Chevrolet! What does #Pettiness taste like? It's some dude, #Tucking, get it? #GrandOlPricks! Blatant #Pee joke! 2 whole damn days! #YeahWeStillOnThat! #LowHangingFruit! It's #DumbJokeThursday: F@ck trump Edition! This #pandemic sucks! #trump is an #EnablingRacistDummy! #LiarLiarPantsOnFire! The #undecidedvoter sucks! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #trumpsupporters suck balls! #DummyInChief in full effect! Really, #WalterReed!? Worst. #Boob. Ever. @mike_pence is a pile of s#it! More of a dumbbell than a #Nobel. #PSA #Woke! #DumberThanABoxOfRocks! Variations on a #Supdog. He answered ALL the questions! @realdonaldtrump is a #covidiot #SuperSpreader! #Dreams! Yeah, we're STILL on that! If he could, he would! #FakeMelania is BACK! #DatAss! @RobertSmith probably gives zero f@cks! I've never even had a #headache! Everyone knows THIS guy! Every #SportsFan, really. Go forth and #VoteBlue! #Premature speculation. It's #DumbJokeThursday! We're ALL bored with this. SPECIAL EDITION: Ya' done, son! E-I-E-I-O! Brought to you by #Chipotle! The G stands for #Grifter! #FlipTheScript! #WhitePeopleShit. SPECIAL EDITION: Form feet and legs... #NewYorkCity!? Brought to you by #Transitions. This will NEVER get old! Sung to #Rehab by #AmyWinehouse Really, look at them! NOT Brought to you by #JustForMen! In the arms of #transition... Someone for everyone. #covidsgiving. #Unaired #FrostedFlakes ad. Brought to you by the #TennesseeTourismBoard. He's learning the #Dougie as well. Get after it, @Noizey_Man! Brought to you by @McDonalds! I love the #80s! You KNOW they've thought about it! She'd be a #DoubleStuffed #Oreo, amirite!? #RockMeAmadeus! It's #DumbJokeThursday! A #PSA for your dumb-f@ck friends! #CompanyManComic is for you! He DID start the fire! A #BlackGeek question! It's #DUMBtrumpTHURSDAY! My #WarOnHummus & #WarOnPudding continues! @marcorubio -no! He's ALWAYS watching! Big dummies, the lot of them! A #ChristmasEve butt joke. #MerryChristmas! The power of #Pardon! If it was only that easy! Connor REALLY HATES #Spiders. It's #DumbJokeThursday! I'm what they call lazy. It's @ToddBarry! #YouMakeTheCall! #HeresAStory... A #CooCooooCooCoup! This #DumbJoke is brought to you by #Buick! It was an #InsideJob! @foxnews wants your #dumbass back!

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