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Comic 434 - I'm paraphrasing. 7/14/15

Posted on Tue, July 14th, 2015

The Panic Room Saga Begins... The Panic Room Saga The Panic Room Saga The Panic Room Saga The Panic Room Saga Outside of the Panic Room! Outside of the Panic Room! Outside of the Panic Room! Outside of the Panic Room! Outside of the Panic Room! Gluten Free! Funny Last Week Funny Last Week Funny Last Week 3 Dumb Joke Thursday 9/19/13 Brought to you by: Jack Links! GTA5 is to blame! Brought to you by: Apple! I've been thinkin' Dumb Joke Thursday 9/26/13 Juicy! 9/27/13 I'm sorry, I don't partake... Taylor Swift & her relationships! Who's Hoooooooouse? Dumb Joke Thursday 10/3/13 Guest comic by: George Ford of Addanac City at AddanacCity.com I have an idea! 10/7/13 Eldin... Eldin continued... 10/9/13 This is important! 10/10/13 Sleepy Hollow 10/11/13 Brought to you by: Gevalia Kaffe Spoiler alert! 10/15/13 Smashed what?! 10/16/13 Dumb Joke Thursday 10/17/13 Garbage without the cheese! 10/18/13 A Company Man Classic 10/21/13 A Company Man Classic 10/22/13 A Company Man Classic 10/23/13 A Company Man Dumb Joke Thursday Classic 10/24/13 A Company Man Classic 10/25/13 Beats By Dre 10/28/13 A loaded question! 10/29/13 Guess what day it is? 10/30/13 Dumb Joke Thursday! 10/31/13 And that's what you call, a CALL BACK! 11/1/13 Eldin has a new idea! 11/4/13 Blackface! 11/5/13 Rumors 11/6/13 Dumb Joke Thursday! 11/7/13 Go incognito! 11/8/13 Brought to you by Genie Bra! 11/11/13 Eldin has another idea! 11/12/13 He rocks the pony! 11/13/13 Dumb Joke Thursday! 11/14/13 I refuse! 11/15/13 Sexting, it can wait. 11/18/13 Brought to you by... 11/19/13 David Blaine Week from 2007! It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 11/21/13 On a special Company Man Comic! 11/22/13 You're welcome, John Mayer! 11/25/13 More Katy Perry funniness! 11/26/13 Dumb Joke Wednesday? 11/27/13 Happy Thanksgiving! 11/28/13 African-American Friday Classic! 11/29/13 The tree is fake. 12-2-13 Brought to you by: Amazon.com 12/3/13 Let's play The Feud! 12/4/13 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 12/5/13 Amanda Bynes hates Eddie! 12/6/13 The reason why Amanda Bynes hates Eddie! 12/9/13 I'm listening. 12/10/13 And now, Mayer Manor. 12/11/13 Dumb Joke Thursday: The Dozens Edition! 12/12/13 Bon Iver 12/13/13 No one remembers Quack Pack! 12/16/13 Seriously, how? 12/17/13 No, it hasn't. 12/18/13 A socially acceptable Dumb Joke Thursday! 12/19/13 This goes on for 20 more minutes! 12/20/13 Do you see what Office Jason did? 12/23/13 Real talk... I mean, text! 12/24/13 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 12/25/13 A MARVEL-ous Dumb Joke Thursday! 12/26/13 Introducing Benjamin. 12/27/13 New Years Resolution 1/6/14 She's a star of the adult film variety. 1/13/14 Black Duck Face. 1/14/13 What!? T.P. said NO to something? 1/15/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 1/16/14 Surprise! It's a guest strip by Birdie Birdashaw! 1/17/14 Sorry Cowboys fans, you're the butt of this one. 1/20/14 Brought to you by: Discover Card 1/21/13 It goes both ways. 1/22/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 1/23/14 TV theme song! 1/24/14 Brought to you by: Wendy's 1/27/14 Brought to you by: Bravo 1/28/14 Brought to you by: The Home Depot. 1/29/14 Dumb Joke Thursday: Brought to you by: KOA Campgrounds 1/30/14 Brought to you by: Victoria's Secret 1/31/14 NFL WORDPLAAAAAY! 2/3/14 #RIPPSH 2/4/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 2/6/14 Oh that Colin! 2/7/14 Um, he's 46. 2/10/14 Self service. 2/11/14 Pink Putin. 2/12/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 2/13/14 Err-err-err-err-errrrr! 2/17/14 Remodeling 2/18/14 SKEET! SKEET! SKEET! 2/19/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 2/20/14 It's a Company Man Classic! 2/21/14 Company Man Comic: Spotty at best! 2/25/14 SB1062, not even once! 2/26/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 2/27/14 A Company Man Classic from 2/28/12 Trouble in Crimea! 3/3/14 Brought to you by: Chore Boy! 3/4/14 Nailin' Palin! 3/5/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 3/6/14 Geeked yo' momma joke. 3/7/14 Edge: Bros. 3/10/14 Yo Mama Joke: Bunny Vomit style! 3/11/14 In honor of SXSW! 3/12/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 3/13/14 We tackle the REAL news here! 3/17/14 Magically delicious? 3/18/14 It's all about Wes. 3/19/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday: Dental Edition 3/20/14 Brought to you by: Risperdal 3/21/14 Naughty By Nature would be proud. 3/24/14 Thanks to @AlYankovic & @Midnight for this! 3/25/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 3/27/14 Don't stop, the readin'! 3/28/14 Guest strip week: Kevin Coulston! 3/31/14 Guest strip week: Gary Cohen, no foolin'! 4/1/14 Guest strip week: Geo Gant! 4/2/14 Guest strip week: Gary Cohen... again! 4/3/14 Guest strip week: Another Geo Gant couch gag! 4/4/14 More guest comic goodness: Gary Cohen! 4/7/14 Guest strip week: Gary Cohen... one mo' time! 4/8/14 Guest strip week: George Ford! 4/9/14 The FINAL guest strip: Darrel Troxel! 4/10/11 Guest drawn by Michael Bay! 4/11/14 A repeat performance 4/14/14 Today's comic won't go over well in #Malaysia! 4/15/14 The SPOILER Room! 4/16/14 It's Dumb Joke Thursday! 4/17/14 What we're made of. 4/18/14 Roadblock wasn't available. 4/21/14 Happy Earf Day! 4/22/14 Brought to you by: HTC ONE M8 4/23/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 4/24/14 The Space-Racist! 4/25/14 My evil twin took over! 4/28/14 The evil twin has a fan? 4/29/14 It's Evil twin #DumbJokeThursday 5/1/14 Never give up hope! 5/2/14 Connor really dislikes Fergie. 5/5/14 Our news is dumb! 5/6/14 Derek V. V. Stiviano 5/7/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday Jewish Canadian Edition 5/8/14 The SPOILER Room! 5/9/14 *SPECIAL* #HappyMothersDay! 5/11/14 Brought to you by: #BaitCar 5/12/14 Eddie tries to help out. 5/13/14 The REAL Office Jesus. 5/14/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday: Yeah, they are Black! 5/15/14 Google #Brazzers logo, it's funny but very #NSFW! 5/16/14 Company Man Classic 5/17/14 Brought to you by: #SportsCenter 5/19/14 #DonaldSterling loves him some mistresses! 5/20/14 Lois & Clark at home. 5/21/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 5/22/14 A Company Man Classic 5/23/14 A Company Man Classic 5/25/14 Brought to you by: #GM 5/26/14 A Company Man Classic: Brought to you by #StateFarmInsurance 5/27/14 If you don't know any Black people, you might not get this. 5/28/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 5/29/14 Brought to you by: #Sharpie 5/30/14 #RIPAnnBDavis 6/2/14 Eddie gets serious. 6/3/14 #DonaldSterling & his mistresses! 6/4/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 6/5/14 Don't burn up out there! 6/6/14 Sassi's #PhoenixComicon experience. 6/9/14 Ha! I had drawn it already! A Company Man Classic! 6/10/14 They had a conscious coupling! 6/11/14 #DumbJokeThursday it is! 6/12/14 Another mistress comes out! 6/13/14 #TheMoreYouKnow 6/16/14 #TheMoreYouKnow from Birdie! 6/17/14 #TheMoreYouKnow 6/18/14 #TheMoreYouKnow 6/19/14 Today's #TheMoreYouKnow and BOOBS is brought to you by #Risperdal 6/20/14 Guest strippin' done by George Ford! 6/24/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 6/26/14 They have finally gone and done it! 6/27/14 Kids, right? 6/30/14 My cocaine. 7/2/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 7/3/14 Happy 4th to all of my fireworks! I hate Michael Bay. 7/8/14 Where's he gonna go? 7/9/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 7/10/14 I'm sure @StephanPastis has done this one! 7/11/14 #DonaldSterling goes to court. 7/14/14 Celebrity spotlight 7/15/14 4th wall still intact! 7/16/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 7/17/14 We do it again! 7/18/14 This ain't no f@#king game! 7/21/14 Not a chance! 7/22/14 Finally, an #Obama joke. 7/23/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 7/24/14 Travel day! It's off to San Diego! Here's an instant CLASSIC! #Arizona, it's a nice place, unless you're from #Mexico! 7/28/14 She has to have lightning fingers, right? 7/29/14 Sharknado 2: West Side Story! 7/31/14 Get all up in this! 8/1/14 Doobie-doobie-doo! 8/4/14 Happy belated birthday Mr. President! 8/5/14 Brought to you by: #SarahPalinChannel 8/6/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday #SharkWeek! 8/7/14 The Ace is in! 8/8/14 It can happen! 8/11/14 Weak weeks 8/13/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/14/14 Australian White Elephants 8/15/14 Brought to you by: #Orkin 8/18/14 Donate to ALS research or the charity of your choosing! 8/19/14 The last appearance of Bigot-Tron 8/20/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 8/21/14 #Botox and it's uses. 8/22/14 Never heckle Ron at a presser. What a pisser! 8/26/14 Starlet Bell Grande! 8/27/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 8/28/14 Free pass! 8/29/14 End of Summer 9/2/14 The one with the kid on the dog. 9/3/14 #SmartJokeThursday 9/4/14 Weirdest. Ad. Ever! 9/5/14 Congrats to #SerenaWilliams 9/9/14 Apple makes an impact! 9/10/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 9/11/14 We'll miss you, #JoanRivers! 9/12/14 Stupid question, stupid answer! 9/15/14 Pumpkin Spiced Pie 9/16/14 Brought to you by: #Apple 9/17/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 9/18/14 The new language of the #NFL 9/19/14 We know what it means! 9/22/14 Beards, right? 9/23/14 #RogerGoodell is in the hot seat! 9/24/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 9/25/14 We all don't bend to your will, #iPhone6 9/26/14 That blender is expensive! 9/29/14 I'm baaaaaack! 10/6/14 Ebola, it's no laughing matter! 10/7/14 That's a lot of photos! 10/8/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 10/9/14 Happy Friday folks! Thanks for the RT's, mentions & follows! 10/10/14 Roger Talks. Not like #TedTalks. 10/13/14 No spoilers, please! 10/14/14 Heh, iSIS. 10/15/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 10/16/14 The safe sex. 10/17/14 This #NFL: We don't hit! 10/20/14 Seriously though, get checked! 10/21/14 After that, it gets sketchy! 10/22/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 10/23/14 Brought to you by: #BeatsAudio 10/27/14 He's been here this whole time! 10/28/14 Modern relationships 10/29/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 10/30/14 She can do it, I'm sure! 11/3/14 Midterms 11/4/14 Writer's Block. I have it. 11/5/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 11/6/14 Happy Friday folks! Thanks for the RT's, mentions & follows! 11/7/14 That creepy #RussellWilson whisper. 11/10/14 Same difference. 11/12/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 11/13/14 #Butterball? Damn, now I want some turkey! 11/14/14 Brought to you by #WalletNinja! 11/17/14 Barely dent the internet, #KhloeKardashian 11/18/14 It kinda sucks WITH it as well! 11/19/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday @KFMA edition! 11/20/14 I finally used "BESMIRCH" in a #COMICSTRIP! No one makes #RichCorinthianLeather jokes, anymore! 11/24/14 Stay strong #Ferguson 11/25/14 Oh that #Biden! 11/26/14 Who knew #MayorMcCheese was #NativeAmerican? 11/27/14 A Company Man Comic #BlackFriday Classic 11/28/14 What WAS he planning? 12/1/14 I thought of it first! 12/2/14 Probably on their #Organic pillows! 12/3/14 Suck it, #Florida! 12/4/14 Yeah, I watched it, so what? 12/5/14 Well, 'Tis the season! 12/8/14 They DO matter! 12/9/14 Damn skippy! 12/10/14 It's #DumbJokeThursday 12/11/14 Oh that Eddie! 12/12/14 I bet she gets this all the time! 12/15/14 What's for dinner? 12/16/14 The #SonyHack is for reals! 12/17/14 Brought to you by the bitches at #SonyPictures! 12/18/14 He's the UN-Dictator, get it? 12/19/14 Brought to you by #Jared! 12/22/14 Eddie is working late with #VeraWang. 12/23/14 It's SPECIAL #DumbJokeThursday 12/25/14 #GameOfWarFireAge 12/26/14 A hastily drawn #COMICSTRIP for 12/29/14 Very awkward. 12/30/14 A Company Man Comic #WinterClassic 12/31/14 It's a NEW year & a NEW #DumbJokeThursday! 1/1/15 Worst ever! 1/2/15 What a jackass! 1/5/15 Hey #ABC, this is why #Blacks don't watch this crap! 1/6/15 Because I didn't feel like drawing anything! 1/7/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 1/8/15 I will NEVER draw a funny #COMICSTRIP! 1/9/15 Why are you in my bedroom, Creepy #RussellWilson? 1/12/15 Creepy #RussellWilson is still here. 1/13/15 Creepy #RussellWilson is getting snacky. 1/14/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 1/15/15 Happy Friday folks! 1/16/15 The worst #AChristmasCarol ever! 1/19/15 It's a little weird. 1/20/15 You don't fool around with #FunkyColdMedina 1/21/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 1/22/15 Sure, everything is fine! 1/23/15 Am I right!? 1/26/15 We keeps it 100! 1/27/15 #ImHereSoIDontGetFined! 1/28/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 1/29/15 Ha! Suck it #TaylorSwift! 1/30/15 The one where Eddie is in #CreepyRussellWilson's bedroom! 2/2/15 This should be a real thing. 2/3/15 Mo' NFL, Mo' problems! 2/4/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 2/5/15 Happy Friday folks! 2/6/15 Congrats, #SamSmith! 2/9/15 Brought to you by #Prolia 2/10/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 2/12/15 #KanyeWest? #LeftSwipeDat! 2/13/14 That Awkward Moment #1 2/16/15 #ThatAwkwardMoment #2 2/17/15 #ThatAwkwardMoment #3 2/18/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 2/19/15 #ThatAwkwardMoment #4 2/20/15 The D is award winning! 2/23/15 This comic is #Wild! 2/24/15 Oh that #KanyeWest! 2/25/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 2/26/15 Neither one is named Lorenzo. 2/27/15 #CatZinganoLooksLikeGaryCherone! 3/2/15 Heh, he's #HoleHearted. 3/3/15 Just a tad bit late. 3/4/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 3/5/15 AZ is looking like FL! 3/6/15 This is for the handymen out there! 3/9/15 New/Not New comic. 3/16/15 That Awkward Moment, with a purpose! 3/23/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday & More! 3/26/15 Oh that #Ultron! 3/27/15 Eddie had some #MsPacMan fever going on. 3/30/15 I hate it when this happens. 3/31/15 Happy April 1st Day, folks! 4/1/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/2/15 Back in black! 4/3/15 If you believe, you can achieve! 4/6/15 You fake a stroke! 4/7/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/9/15 They'll always have Paris. 4/10/15 The #BBC is tired of our crap! 4/13/15 It's a thing, look it up! 4/14/15 Oh that Eddie! 4/15/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 4/16/15 Trailers! 4/17/15 I love the #HotcakesAndSausage! 4/20/15 I love #DollarShaveClub! 4/21/15 No Takesies Backsies 4/22/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 4/23/15 Birfday aftermath 4/24/15 The Running Man. 4/27/15 #BruceJenner 4/28/15 The #NFL, say whaaaat!? It's #DumbJokeThursday 4/30/15 It totally is! 5/1/15 The new guy. 5/4/15 Brought to you by #Velveeta! 5/5/15 Share a #Coke! 5/6/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 5/7/15 I smell a #Gisele! 5/8/15 Connor takes the challenge! 5/11/15 It's called #Deflection! 5/12/15 #KanyeWest, unlikely voice of reason! 5/13/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 5/14/15 #FoxNews Unfair & Unbalanced 5/15/15 #SanAndreas, in theaters, May 29th! 5/26/15 Laziness 5/27/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 5/28/15 #Hummus: The #DevilsDickCheese! 5/29/15 Not brought to you by #Rubios! 6/1/15 #KimKardashian can be a dick sometimes. 6/2/15 We have #TheTalk 6/3/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/4/15 Oh that Eddie! 6/5/15 It's The Spoiler Room: #JurassicWorld 6/8/15 #Apple makes an announcement. 6/9/15 We got you, again! 6/10/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 6/11/15 Brought to you by #Viagra! 6/12/15 Saying goodbye. 6/15/15 #JesusMaryAndJoseph! He's been outted! 6/16/15 #DonaldTrump is an everyday normal guy! 6/17/15 Yes, yes we are! 6/18/15 Bad pad! 6/19/15 The Spoiler Room: #JurassicWorld2ElectricBoogaloo! 6/22/15 My absence explained, kind of. 7/3/15 A #SharkWeek reference & neediness abounds! 7/6/15 #BillCosby admits to stuff, kind of. 7/7/15 A very special #SDCC classic! 7/8/15 A very special #SDCC classic! 7/9/15 A very special #SDCC classic! I called it back in November of 2013! 7/10/15 This makes sense. 7/13/15 I'm paraphrasing. 7/14/15 Maybe 99% 7/15/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 7/16/15 In celebration of #StarWars. 7/17/15 *I'm out of here! 7/20/15 A Black conversation. 7/21/15 Brought to you by #TMobile! 7/22/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 7/23/15 This rocked the workplace yesterday, for reals! 7/24/15 At the office pool party. 7/27/15 A classic from 2013. 7/28/15 #Beyonce is a national treasure! 7/29/15 Skirted up #Wheaties box. 7/30/15 A classic that all women wish for! 7/31/15 The art of the cutaway. 8/3/15 Can a person be #Graycist? 8/4/15 Like a sexual #MuhammadAli? 8/5/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 8/6/15 C'mon, catch up! 8/7/15 Connor is not a fan. 8/10/15 #DonaldTrump doesn't want to run. Comic# 454 It says #TrumpHole 8/12/15 @Keeping__Real's the butt of #DumbJokeThursday! 8/13/15 #DonaldTrump is no #Mario! 8/14/15 Hey, it's Eldin! 8/17/15 Manly stuff! 8/18/15 Tyga Vs. Tiger, YOU make the call! 8/19/15 This is a rough one! 8/20/15 Whose nuts? #DeezNuts! 8/21/15 He just can't. 8/24/15 #DeezNuts is at it again! 8/25/15 More topical than a steroid! 8/26/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday 8/27/15 Eddie can't take this seriously. 8/28/15 #YeezyIn2020!? 8/31/15 It's officially over! 9/1/15 #TylerPerry never says NO! 9/2/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/3/15 #KimDavis is no #Martyr, or #MartinLutherKingJr! 9/4/15 Brought to you by #SilkAlmondMilk! 9/8/15 Seems legit. 9/9/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/10/15 #kimdavis won't do ANY job! 9/11/15 That's a lot of stuff to do! 9/14/15 Brought to you by #Geico! 9/15/15 Roger is a little thick! 9/16/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/17/15 This one's for me! 9/18/15 Poor #SadSuperman. 9/21/15 Nailed it! 9/22/15 It's about her Grandmother. 9/23/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/24/15 #kimdavis STILL won't do ANY job! 9/25/15 #NoPumpkinSpice! 9/28/15 #BenCarson: Brain-Damaged Surgeon! 9/29/15 #SteppaYoGameUpSon, Imma Da #Pope! 9/30/15 It's a classic #DumbJokeThursday, the very first one! 10/1/15 He's a major award! 10/2/15 White people do love it! 10/5/15 Sh*t your Mom SHOULDN'T say! 10/6/15 Brought to you by #BurgerKing! 10/7/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/8/15 Poor, crazy, chill #BenCarson, ZZZZZZ... 10/9/15 He is soooo #racist! 10/12/15 What WAS he up to? A simple misunderstanding. 10/14/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/15/15 Canadians don't count! 10/16/15 It's not a typo! 10/19/15 Unemployment, it can't fix that! 10/20/15 I went back in time to grab this classic strip! 10/21/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/22/15 Um, that's NOT a #Haiku. 10/23/15 Buffering... 10/26/15 Reading is FUNdamental! 10/27/15 That was quick! 10/28/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/29/15 Your move, #Starbucks! 10/30/15 No possible way! 11/9/15 War is heck! 11/10/15 For all who serve or served! 11/11/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/12/15 A #FishTaco & a #CruiseMissile. 11/13/15 It's a C-O-N-SPIRACY! 11/16/15 Seriously, we can't. 11/17/15 #Woodworking & #Aviation jokes aplenty! 11/18/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/19/15 He kinda did! 11/20/15 For the love of Krypto. 11/24/15 Hopefully they'll both drop out! 11/25/15 A Turkey Day Classic! 11/26/15 Absolutely zero! 11/27/15 Brought to you by #ExtraGum! 12/7/15 Brought to you by #StateFarm! 12/8/15 #DonaldTrump = #Hitler 12/9/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/10/15 The break-up. 12/11/15 He IS one of the greatest MC's though! 12/14/15 No spoilers! 12/15/15 Don't mess with #Jeb! 12/16/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/17/15 Force-play! 12/18/15 They've gone too far! 12/21/15 Brought to you by: #GE! 12/23/15 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/24/15 Murray Christmas everyone! 12/25/15 Best of 2015 Jan.-Apr. Best of 2015 May-Aug. Best of 2015 Sept.-Dec. Sung to #AuldLangSyne 1/1/16 Resolutions. 1/4/16 Screw you #MichaelBay! 1/5/16 It truly does. 1/6/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/7/16 Brought to you by #Buick 1/8/16 Always be #Batman! 1/11/16 F*ck off #NFL! -#StLouis 1/13/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/14/16 When #CougarLife won't do! 1/15/16 He finds EVERYTHING! 1/19/16 Brought to you by #WGU 1/20/16 Brought to you by @Americas_Best 1/22/16 He. Always. Does. 1/25/16 #StaceyDash IS #Clueless! 1/26/16 He scurred! 1/27/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday on a Friday! 1/29/16 Well, it IS #BlackHistoryMonth! 2/1/16 #WHO are you? 2/2/16 Becaucus I said so! 2/3/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/4/16 #FeelTheBern! 2/5/16 Use #Black. 2/8/16 Clap-Clap! 2/9/16 #Oprah LOVES #Bread. 2/10/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/11/16 It's ONLY #SoftcorePorn! 2/12/16 #Owls, am I right? 2/15/16 Have a good #TheWeeknd! 2/16/16 Um, he's not #Sway! 2/17/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/18/16 Trump Vs. Pope: Dawn of Dumbness. 2/19/16 This is a tribute. 2/22/16 No hard feelings. 2/23/16 That muthaf*cking #ZikaVirus! 2/24/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/25/16 She's from #SouthAfrica. 2/26/16 #OscarsSoWhite, still! 2/29/16 #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain! 3/1/16 A short break. 3/2/16 Things you can't unsee! 3/7/16 He doesn't get #PoliticalInnuendo. 3/8/16 It's called #tact! 3/9/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/10/16 #Blackheads be like... 3/11/16 It needed to be said! 3/15/16 Fear me! 3/16/16 #HappyStPatricksDay! 3/17/16 Interesting? 3/21/16 A real conversation. 3/22/16 #GutenMorgen! 3/23/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/24/16 He's #Jewish, ya' see! 3/25/16 #Trump has to be stopped! 3/28/16 #LoisAndClark @ home. 3/29/16 My thoughts. 3/30/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/31/16 I knew it was Eddie! 4/4/16 Frustratingly funny! It's #Melania! 4/6/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/7/16 The #ManSkank! 4/8/16 #TheMoreYouKnow 4/11/16 #TheMoreYouKnow 4/12/16 #TheMoreYouKnow 4/13/16 He's not in it for the long haul. 4/14/16 #TheMoreYouKnow 4/15/16 I'm in a #COMIC already, DAMN! 4/25/16 #SoftAndWet! 4/26/16 Even before that! 4/27/16 It's #PrinceJokeThursday! 4/28/16 Eddie mourns. 4/29/16 Milk, Milk, #Lemonade, around the corner... 5/2/16 Trevor's #GapYear. 5/3/16 #Cruz is OUT! 5/4/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/5/16 #Traffic. 5/6/16 Brought to you by #MilkyWay. 5/9/16 I can be silly & socially conscious! 5/10/16 NC, you've been Company Manned! 5/11/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/12/16 Thoughts? 5/13/16 This is FACT! 5/16/16 STILL can't say it! 5/17/16 Cap's cover is blown! 5/18/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/19/16 #JohnMiller called... 5/20/16 The #Bush Women! 5/23/16 #Tech will save us all... with nagging! 5/24/16 Connor loves #Hostess #SuzyQs 5/25/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/26/16 Brought to you by #MtEverest. 5/27/16 Connor is in #DireStraits! 5/31/16 #SnoopDogg boycotts #Roots! 6/1/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/2/16 #RIP #MuhammadAli The #GOAT! 6/6/16 Connor doesn't #FeelTheBern. 6/7/16 #RogerGoodell is DEAD! 6/8/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/9/16 I need to talk to you... 6/13/16 This is for #Orlando. 6/14/16 #ManBun, not even once! 6/15/16 It's #TakeYourChildToWorkDay.6/16/16 Say NO to shoes! 6/17/16 #HappyFathersDay! 6/19/16 Brought to you by #NestleNips 6/20/16 Phuck off, #NRA! 6/21/16 #Hummus, not even once! 6/22/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/23/16 Twenty minutes! 6/24/16 And #TomCruise as The Beaver. 6/27/16 True office romance. 6/28/16 Eddie & the #Brexit. 6/29/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/30/16 #Twizzlers > #RedVines 7/1/16 Happy 4th! 7/4/16 The #4thermath. 7/5/16 We aren't them! 7/6/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 7/7/16 I'm tired! 7/8/16 #GlennDanzig, #Costco employee. 7/11/16 These tools? #ICantEven. 7/12/16 #PokemonGO phuck yourself! 7/13/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 7/14/16 Hastily & tastily made 1 panel. 7/15/16 The #LionelRitchie Effect. 7/18/16 Stop #PokemonGOshaming! 7/19/16 #MelaniaTrump strikes again! 7/20/16 #MelaniaTrump: Word Thief! 7/21/16 It's #DumbJokeFriday! 7/22/16 It's the muthaf*ckin' #DNC! 7/25/16 RUN #DNC! 7/26/16 #RNC v #DNC: Dawn of Nuttiness 7/27/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 7/28/16 Where's Bernie!? 7/29/16 #BlacRob is over... no one cares! 8/1/16 what's #KhloeKardashian up to? 8/2/16 #MorganFreeman guest narrates... 8/3/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/4/16 An unrealistic review. 8/5/16 Teens say the darndest things! 8/8/16 #CatGotYourTongue? 8/9/16 The #Orlando effect! 8/10/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/11/16 You're #Googling it right now! 8/12/16 Seriously, why? 8/15/16 Get #Off! 8/16/17 #Weed never gets it's props! 8/17/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/18/16 Get checked! 8/19/16 #FrankVick, Black #Trump supporter! 8/22/16 #RyanLochte is a fibber! 8/23/16 That's how #RuffRyders roll! 8/24/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/25/16 Seems right. 8/26/16 Drawn in #HD! 8/29/16 To-nyRo-mo! clap, clap, clap-clap-clap! 8/30/16 #BurningMan2016 8/31/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/1/16 F@ck off, #Trump! In #Spanish! 9/2/16 #ClearEyesFullHeartsCantLose! 9/5/16 There's no BOOM in space! 9/6/16 Loosely based on true events! 9/7/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/8/16 It's the new #Kaepernicking! 9/9/16 #iPhone7 9/12/16 Everything is #PumpkinSpiced! 9/13/16 #Trump & the #Hollywood community. 9/14/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/15/16 See, #Hillary2016 is honest! 9/16/16 He's a flaming bag of crap! 9/19/16 The new tour! 9/20/16 #Brangelina is done! 9/21/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/22/16 Brought to you by #Apple! 9/23/16 A Company Man Comic Classic! 9/26/16 A Company Man Comic Classic! 9/27/16 Guest comic by Austin Brimhall! 9/28/16 Guest comic by Jack Slade! 9/29/16 Guest comic by Birdie! 9/30/16 #Trump is a #SeeYouNextTuesday Lip! 10/4/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/6/16 She'll never learn. 10/7/16 #Trump supporters are morons! 10/10/16 The youth are watching! 10/11/16 A Classic from Oct. 2014. 10/12/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/13/16 #KellyanneConway has been "Grabbed" 10/14/16 #KenBone is sooo #ThuggishAndRuggish! 10/17/16 #MelaniaTrump, on the record. 10/18/16 #Trump to the rescue? 10/19/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/20/16 She's #HotInCleveland. 10/21/16 #TheWalkingDead... no words. 10/24/16 She sets 'em up, I knocks 'em down! 10/25/16 It's #Racist! 10/26/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/27/16 It's rigged! 10/28/16 The culprit behind Dildo-Gate. 10/31/16 Brought to you by #Hostess. 11/1/16 He's the OTHER flaming bag of crap! 11/2/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/3/16 Seriously, does anyone know? 11/4/16 Brought to you by #LonghornSteakhouse! 11/7/16 Get out there and #VOTE! 11/8/16 America, you ignorant slut! 11/9/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/10/16 All aboard! 11/14/16 It's NOT #Omarosa! 11/15/16 #DickButkus 11/16/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/17/16 My new montra #OnlyFourYears! 11/18/16 A #SafePlace. 11/21/16 #Trump is NOT a #GiGiHadid fan! 11/22/16 #Kanye are you OK? 11/23/16 It's A #DumbJokeThursday #Thanksgiving #CharlieBrown! 11/24/16 Where's #CaitlynJenner? 11/25/16 The #ElfOnTheShelf is a #Dickhead! 11/28/16 #DumbTrumpPhoto 11/29/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/1/16 #HmmThatsGod? 12/2/16 Eddie is whiter than #SourCream! 12/6/16 The #VSFashionShow was last night. 12/6/16 #TaylorSwift is gonna let #Kanye finish. 12/7/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/8/16 #TwitForTwat. 12/9/16 I guess I look like @jfreewright 12/12/16 Here's the story, of #CindyBrady... 12/13/16 Oh, he's soooo dead! 12/14/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/15/16 It's #RogueOne Day! 12/16/16 #Trump & #KanyeWest are friends. 12/19/16 #Echo is from the #1920s, apparently. 12/20/16 Brought to you by #Restasis. 12/21/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/22/16 Snitches get listed! 12/23/16 It's a Farkin' mix-up! 12/26/16 The #ChristmasLasagne! 12/27/16 RIP #CarrieFisher 12/28/16 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/29/16 2016 closing thoughts. 12/30/16 #NewYearsResolutions 1/2/17 It's not #DumbJokeThursday. 1/3/17 #ChrisHansen has a new show! 1/4/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/5/17 #MelaniaTrump & her mission. 1/6/17 Gone #Phishing. 1/9/17 Look, it's #DumbTrumpHeadOnAStick! 1/10/17 It's a #LockerRoomHoodie 1/11/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/12/17 A #PileOfShitBasicBitch. 1/13/17 I know you're looking him up on #Google right now! 1/16/17 Hey #ZoeSaldana, settle down! 1/17/17 #BroHugsAndBlackHandShakin! 1/18/2017 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/19/17 #RKelly peed on an underage girl. 1/20/17 Uh-oh! #SomethingWickedThisWayComes 1/23/17 The #ShutdownPartDeuxElectricBoogaloo 1/24/17 #SeanSpicer 1/25/17 It's #DumbTrumpThursday! 1/26/17 The #Shutdown ends... for now! 1/27/17 Where's Derek? 1/30/17 *Prrrnt!* 1/31/17 The #Shutdown is addressed. 2/1/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/2/17 Happy #BlackHistoryMonth! 2/3/17 #BowlingGreenMassacre, #NeverForget! 2/6/17 Fun with #SeanSpicer! 2/7/17 #trump hates #CNN! 2/8/17 It's #DumbJokeSpicer! 2/9/17 #Ethics. 2/10/17 Eddie's stance on #NoDAPL 2/13/17 It's only a matter of time! 2/14/17 I'm NOT #CeeLoGreen! 2/15/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/16/17 #trump can suck a #BlackCaucus! 2/17/17 #Sweden #NeverForget 2/20/17 Sector 7G. 2/21/17 #trump has a Black friend! 2/22/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/23/17 ALL #TransIndividuals? 2/24/17 For Your Consideration... 2/26/17 Are Cartoonists next!? 2/27/17 #WolfBlitzer is at it again! 2/28/17 He's no #HenryRollins! 3/1/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/2/17 This might be #FakeNews. 3/3/17 He's deflecting! 3/6/17 #BenCarson is a MORON! 3/7/17 It's #MarchMadness with Eddie! 3/8/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/9/17 #ThisIsUs 3/10/17 Who's that #TurkeyNeckedBastard!? 3/13/17 The #FranksFiredBestOf 3/14/17 The #FranksFiredBestOf 3/15/17 The #FranksFiredBestOf 3/16/17 The #FranksFiredBestOf 3/17/17 She's such a dumbass! 3/20/17 #Chipotle is delicious! 3/21/17 #MicrowaveObama gets grilled! 3/22/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/23/17 #MicrowaveObama is being fishy! 3/24/17 I love #LivePD! 3/27/17 #trumpcare, what do you do? 3/28/17 If it's on #FOXNews, it must be true! 3/29/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/30/17 The #BlackCard. 3/31/17 How does it feel, #BillOreilly? 4/3/17 She said FUDGE. 4/4/17 #MikePence is a weirdo! 4/5/17 It's #NoJokeThursday, brought to you by #Pepsi 4/6/17 #trump is very supportive. 4/7/17 #Distraction, brought to you by #SamsungGalaxyS8! 4/10/17 The TP is #TylerPerry. 4/11/17 #WhiteHousePressroomTalk! 4/12/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/13/17 don't tell him. 4/14/17 Not it! 4/17/17 That's where he is! 4/18/17 It keeps happening! 4/19/17 Bye, #billoreilly! 4/20/17 What? It's a real place! 4/21/17 Good advice! 4/24/17 He'll never learn! 4/25/17 #IvankaTrump's NEW product! 4/26/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/27/17 Hello kettle, I'm pot! 4/28/17 They're... bonding? 5/1/17 Brought to you by #SilkProteinAndNutmilk! 5/2/17 Almost got him! 5/3/17 #JaredKushner EXPOSED! 5/4/17 It's #DumbJokeFriday! 5/5/17 That's where she is! 5/8/17 Not ANY!!! 5/9/17 #DaDaDa! 5/10/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/11/17 We won't get fooled again! 5/12/17 #RealTalk! 5/15/17 The kids are alright. 5/16/17 A couple of #SilverSpoons. 5/17/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/18/17 Smart cookies. 5/19/17 #Romphim! 5/22/17 She stole them. 5/23/17 He totally does! 5/24/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/25/17 #OrbitGum probably hates me now. 5/26/17 Oh #TigerWoods, you little scamp! 5/30/17 How #MelaniaTrump gets her snacks. 5/31/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/1/17 #MelaniaTrump told me this. 6/2/17 pronounced "FUH" add K. 6/5/17 It's your cousin, Marvin Griffin! 6/6/17 Almost got him! 6/7/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/8/17 He's a twit! 6/9/17 #trump loves #WorldstarHipHop! 6/19/17 We got you again #trump! 6/20/17 He REALLY does! 6/21/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/22/17 Let it marinate. 6/23/17 Them damn #BETAwards! 6/26/17 We're all in #Jeopardy! 6/27/17 #Cars3 6/28/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/29/17 REAL #LockerRoomTalk! 6/30/17 #trump jumps up to get beat down! 7/7/17 #RESIST!!! 7/10/17 #trump is a dumb dick! 7/12/17 I guess I might seem kinda bitter. 7/14/17 Eddie's hometown 7/17/17 What about HIS emails!? 7/18/17 Meet Walker. 7/19/17 He's a #Clown #Pokemon. 7/26/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 7/27/17 #trump is an idiot, you already know that though. 7/28/17 #kellyanneconway is a piece of poop! 7/31/17 One week. 8/1/17 One week. 8/1/17 The ol' pinch-poke! 8/2/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/3/17 #trump is a beggin' dick! 8/4/17 Brought to you by #Eliquis. 8/7/17 A mouthful of Steve. 8/8/17 Last day. 8/9/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/10/17 Noobs! 8/11/17 The truth comes out! 8/14/17 The #trump shitministration. 8/15/17 He's #deflecting! 8/16/17 He's #deflecting! 8/16/17 #trump & the #Teleprompter. 8/17/17 #melania, drop out, girl! 8/18/17 It's a #DisneyConspiracy! 8/21/17 #trump rally or #Rally's? 8/22/17 #trump lies! 8/23/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/24/17 Oh, THAT Black guy! 8/25/17 #joearpaio is a bad hombre! 8/29/17 Try harder, #trump! 8/30/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/31/17 #FakeNews! He'd NEVER say SIR! 9/1/17 Have a safe #LaborDay! 9/4/17 He doesn't know what #Rhetorical means! 9/5/17 Look, it's #ChetAmericanman! 9/6/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/7/17 #trump is a dumb dick 2: Electric Boogaloo! 9/8/17 Laugh on this craptastic day. 9/11/17 Farting is such sweet sorrow! 9/12/17 The NEW #iPhone. 9/13/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/14/17 I #StandWithJemele! 9/15/17 Look it up! 9/18/17 P.O.W. Never forget. 9/19/17 Brought to you by, #CatsPride! 9/20/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/21/17 It works for women as well! 9/22/17 #TakeAKnee! 9/25/17 Brought to you by, #Progressive! 9/26/17 The REAL experience! 9/27/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 9/28/17 Congrats, #KhloeKardashian! 9/29/17 #SarahHuckabee explains it all. 10/2/17 She's deflecting... again! 10/3/17 Brought to you by #Rexulti. 10/4/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/5/17 #trump visits #PuertoRico. 10/6/17 #TheQuickerPickerUpper! 10/9/17 #HarveyFierstein 10/10/17 The test. 10/11/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/12/17 Happy #FridayThe13th! 10/13/17 #UncleLarry y'all. 10/16/17 I newt it! 10/17/17 The #AlMichaels apology. 10/18/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/19/17 Get that #OrangeIdiot on #Maury! 10/20/17 #harveyweinstein at #sexaddictrehab. 10/23/17 What an a-hole! 10/24/17 Get #WhiteGurlWasted! 10/25/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/26/17 When Eddie met Pepper. 10/27/17 It's #IndictmentDay! 10/30/17 #HappyHalloween! 10/31/17 #TaxReform? 11/1/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/2/17 that guy is an American hero! 11/3/17 A new sad tradition. 11/6/17 #Election Day! 11/7/17 Under heavy criticism. 11/8/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/9/17 The idiot abroad! 11/10/17 Ron: Professional Mediator. 11/13/17 Eddie draws the line in the bedroom. 11/14/17 Donald & Roy, sitting in a tree... 11/15/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/16/17 It should be called "Cock-talk" 11/17/17 Diabeetus! 11/20/17 Stupid, no friends #trump! 11/21/17 This guy and a bottle of water. 11/22/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/24/17 It's #BlackLivesMatterFriday! 11/24/17 Special SUNDAY strip!!! 11/26/17 Another allegation... 11/27/17 This moron is writing it for me! 11/28/17 That 2nd panel is all WET! 11/29/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/30/17 We're saving jobs here! 12/1/17 O.H.T.H 12/4/17 This #Asshat is writing it for me! 12/5/17 I'd Die Without You... reading today's comic! 12/6/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/7/17 Sometimes it's too easy! 12/8/17 It's STILL writing them! 12/11/17 This is for YOU Alabama! 12/12/17 Stay vigilant, #Disney! 12/13/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! #StarWars Edition! 12/14/17 What #EggNog REALLY is! 12/15/17 My thoughts on #StarWars! 12/18/17 The one with my grandsons. 12/19/17 #NoEffort put forth. 12/20/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/21/17 It's a great #Christmas song. 12/22/17 Apparently, Connor is a naughty a-hole! #MerryChristmas!12/25/17 The nightmare call before #Christmas! 12/26/17 Brought to you by #Goya! 12/27/17 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/28/17 #kellyanneconway is STILL a coiled up piece of poop! 12/29/17 #HappyNewYear! 1/1/18 More #NewYearsResolutions! 1/2/18 I don't think he's over it. 1/3/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/4/18 You can't be sure with this guy! 1/5/18 I'm not letting this go! 1/8/18 Brought to you by #OuiYogurt! 1/9/18 It sounds like it! 1/10/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/11/18 A timely Company Man Classic from 3/17/2014 It's #MLKDay! This comic has NOTHING to do with that! 1/15/18 Kids, ask your parents what a #CircleJerk" is! 1/16/18 How many of you #Googled #CircleJerk, yesterday? #BeHonest! 1/17/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/18/18 Eddie is erring on the side of caution. 1/19/18 If only it was this easy! 1/22/18 Can we all escape this administration? 1/23/18 More like #PissOn, am I right!? 1/24/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/25/18 Once again, if only it was this easy! 1/26/18 He IS a little whiney! 1/29/18 #trump's version of a #BlackRussian. 1/30/18 Facts, something #trump isn't aware of! 1/31/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/1/18 It's a #WizardWorldSTL weekend! 2/2/18 It wasn't me! 2/5/18 Sad #MikeAndMolly ( #ThisIsUs ) 2/6/18 The Mueller Meeting. 2/7/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/8/18 It's a "My dictatorship is bigger" contest! 2/9/18 You know that he responds to nonsense. 2/12/18 Wow! He's speechless? 2/13/18 #HappyValentinesDay! 2/14/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/15/18 Happy #BlackPanther Day! 2/16/18 This oughta pump up my #StreetCred! 2/19/18 A classic pick-up line. 2/20/18 He's trying to be cool. I call BS! 2/21/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/22/18 #trump tries to relate to the students. 2/23/18 #DudebroCoolman is in the hizz! 2/26/18 #CockettAndPullet, Tuesdays on #ABC this Fall! 2/27/18 #ThisIsUs? 2/28/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/1/18 Colin is #GuntherGlock #NRA Spokesmascot! 3/2/18 Brought to you by #Pepsi. 3/5/18 It's #nra #AHole #danaloesch! 3/6/18 All #Hope is lost! 3/7/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/8/18 Her house is just. That. BIG! 3/9/18 No time for #trump's bullshit? Try #NCAATournamentBrackets! 3/12/18 Brought to you by #Quiktrip. 3/13/18 That #GrossBaby #trump, got what he wanted. 3/14/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/15/18 #BroughtToYouBy #scientologynetwork... or #CultTV! 3/16/18 Eddie and his #Bracket. 3/19/18 Deflection! 3/20/18 #trump is totally focused. 3/21/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/22/18 You KNOW he thinks he's #WilfordBrimley, right!? 3/23/18 He's probably crying in a pillow right now! 3/26/18 Brought to you by #HaloTop! 3/27/18 It's ALWAYS been #racist! 3/28/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/29/18 The photo is a #Retweet! 3/30/18 Shame on you, Connor! 4/2/18 It's #trump's butt! 4/3/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/5/18 The #Chipmunks romanced humans ALL the time! #DontJudge! 4/6/18 It's the ONLY one that matters! 4/9/18 #donaldtrump is sooooo racist... 4/10/18 She literally knows NOTHING! 4/11/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/12/18 A REAL #Kardashian Konversation. 4/13/18 Leave it to Eddie! 4/16/18 Introducing, #PuppetHannity! 4/17/18 A #moratorium on #BarbaraBush jokes... 4/18/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/19/18 It's MY birthday today! I make 44 look good! 4/23/18 Eldin finds love! 4/24/18 Connor only gets down with #PrePee. 4/25/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/26/18 Brought to you by #Monsanto. 4/27/18 #sarahhuckabeesanders is #ButtHurt! 4/30/18 #RKelly, at home. 5/1/18 #trump played 18 holes, was too busy for 1 hole. 5/2/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/3/18 STILL not talking about #KanyeWest! 5/4/18 #DudebroCoolman is spittin' wit #RudyGiuliani! 5/7/18 #melaniatrump presents her platform. 5/8/18 #trump is soooo dumb... 5/9/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/10/18 I wish #RobertMueller would put #trump there! 5/11/18 That's a pretty small package! 5/14/18 #MCFGA! Hells yeah! 5/15/18 Oh, that bitch! 5/16/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/17/18 The Checklist. 5/18/18 I REALLY don't like them. 5/21/18 I don't think that's what she meant. 5/22/18 #NASCAR, yes sir! 5/23/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/24/18 He truly is! Pure garbage! 5/25/18 It's #MemorialDay! 5/28/18 But that #F@ckFace has the best #Tweets though. 5/29/18 Brought to you by #WellsFargo, #Uber, and #Facebook. 5/30/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/31/18 #ivankatrump is a #FeckFace! 6/1/18 For #Pride! 6/3/18 The REAL reason #trump tweets early morning bulls#it! Who knew that orange #FuckFace was into #Incubus? 6/5/18 It knows all! 6/6/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/7/18 #trump will never learn. 6/8/18 A very special #Championship episode. 6/9/18 What he IS, is #Deplorable! 6/11/18 Where in the world is #DennisRodman? 6/12/18 Conspiracy theory. 6/13/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/14/18 #GeneralZod just wants to smash. 6/15/18 #Kink has come to this. 6/18/18 On that slim chance... 6/19/18 Trevor knows what's up! 6/20/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/21/18 And now, an editorial. 6/22/18 That news ticker guy is so fired! 6/25/18 That local orange f*ck face knows how to deflect! 6/26/18 She REALLY likes #Burritos! 6/27/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/28/18 #kellyanneconway is twerking! 6/29/18 Welcome to L.A.! 7/2/18 When your woman is into #FantasySports. 7/3/18 Happy #4thOfJuly! 7/4/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 7/5/18 Things are bigger there! 7/6/18 I don't come down to YOUR job and slap the dicks outta your mouth! 7/9/18 This is what he probably thinks it is! 7/10/18 It's #Puppetkavanaugh! 7/11/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 7/12/18 Happy #FridayThe13th! 7/13/18 Again, #trump's base, is basic. 7/16/18 Introducing #EricBarkerGU 7/17/18 Why WOULD #trump sell his country up the river? 7/18/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 7/19/18 I always thought #newtgingrich & the #gop, swallowed! 7/20/18 If #RKelly is already IN your bedroom, it's too late! 7/23/18 A subtle #DickJoke. 7/24/18 Brought to you by #FordTrucks. 7/25/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 7/26/18 #trump has ALWAYS been a #Pendejo! 7/27/18 Skip from #IntelligentLifeComics explains it all! 7/30/18 Such realism, it's like she actually cares! 7/31/18 If you can't handle me at my #CPAP, you don't deserve me at my #StarWars! 8/1/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/2/18 It's no #8Mile, but I like it! 8/3/18 #BarackObama, humble man. 8/6/18 It's 11pm, do you know where your Huckabee is? 8/7/18 #CompanyManComic, breaking the #4thWall since 2000! 8/8/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/9/18 And down the rabbit hole goes Connor! 8/10/18 I think my #SecurityClarence may be revoked! 8/20/18 He NEVER said he DIDN'T say it! 8/21/18 #BarnumsAnimalCrackers, corrected! 8/22/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/23/18 By request! 8/24/18 No, he doesn't! 8/27/18 He REALLY did this! 8/28/18 Brought to you by... #GEICO! Yeah, that's it! 8/29/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 8/30/18 Where's he getting the TV and electricity from!? 8/31/18 They did, look it up! 9/3/18 A #Scrubs tribute! 9/4/18 Connor picks a fight. 9/5/18 They're Black Spoons ya' see! 9/7/18 The answer is YES! Look who she works for! 9/10/18 Priorities! 9/11/18 That Orange #PhuckFace can't even SAY #Anonymous! 9/12/18 You're #Googling #Anemometers right now! 9/13/18 Those morons don't need them! 9/14/18 My apologies to ACTUAL #SpecialNeedsChildren. 9/17/18 It's an honor just to be nominated. 9/18/18 Heh... #HooHah! 9/19/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday? 9/20/18 He had a brain scan... they found NOTHING! 9/21/18 All the money he won went to #StormyDaniels! 9/24/18 What do YOU mean, #YouPeople!? 9/25/18 Brought to you by #TraderJoes! 9/26/18 They were proud for like, 5 minutes! 9/28/18 Boys will be boys!? Not in THIS case! 10/1/18 #trump/#kanyewest the friendship NOBODY wanted! 10/2/18 #brettkavanaugh has the temperment of a #toddler! 10/3/18 It's NOT #DumbJokeThursday! 10/4/18 #BroughtToYouBy #BoofinBrau: #TheSweetAssBeer! 10/5/18 It's #PumpkinSpice season... again! 10/8/18 A dangerous time indeed! 10/9/18 Inside kavanaugh: A young man's erotic #boofing journey from Milan to Minsk! 10/10/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/11/18 Hey #FilthynraDickbags, guess who STILL has a #COMICSTRIP!? I do! 10/12/18 Those #FilthyDickbags at the #nra are on notice! 10/15/18 That is NOT the way to get to know your neighbor! 10/16/18 An #OrangePhuckFace calls #StormyDaniels a #HorseFace? Really!? 10/17/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/18/18 She would have liked this joke. 10/19/18 Anything #penis related, triggers #melania. 10/22/18 All of those a-holes shouldn't have a comfortable meal, ever! 10/23/18 #trump's cover-up is the worst cover-up since his hair! 10/24/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 10/25/18 This is a real #trump move. 10/26/18 They're ALL #CrisisActors! 10/29/18 #BroughtToYouBy #Chipotle! 10/30/18 #HappyHalloween! 10/31/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/1/18 Just another #PoliticalAd! 11/2/18 #BroughtToYouBy #Quip! 11/5/18 GO VOTE! 11/6/18 An actual conversation! 11/7/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/8/18 @realdonaldtrump & his base, are basic! 11/9/18 And by "man" I mean "idiot!" 11/12/18 The illusion is ruined! 11/13/18 A tough time... 11/14/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 11/15/18 It's #Caturday! 11/17/18 Let me guess, it was a #LockerRoom tweet!? 11/19/18 #LockHerUp! 11/21/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! #Thanksgiving Edition. 11/22/18 #BlackFriday! 11/23/18 Both great #Popcorn snacks! 11/26/18 That look of disappointment. 11/27/18 How #TylerPerry gets AND loses most jobs. 11/28/18 I'm #Intimating that SOMEONE is tweeting that moron's more coherent tweets! 11/29/18 #BroughtToYouBy #Tide! 11/30/18 It's my favorite show! 12/3/18 This is an ACTUAL show on #TLC! 12/4/18 Brought to you by #Portal 12/5/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! #Thanksgiving Edition. 12/6/18 Can you feel it? 12/7/18 It's an #OfficeJason #Christmas! 12/10/18 Twice in one #Tweet is NOT a typo! 12/11/18 This is an actual business! 12/12/18 It's STILL untouched! 12/13/18 Great name! 12/14/18 That's a hard pass! 12/17/18 It's my favorite song by him. 12/18/18 It's not that farfetched! 12/19/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/20/18 #Blackwashing, #Disney? Have you no shame!? 12/21/18 #JingleBells... kind of. 12/24/18 The airing of the #Reidvances! 12/25/18 Don't get sick from cookies, dummy! 12/26/18 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 12/27/18 Eldin doesn't get how a bank loan works. 12/28/18 It's #NewYearsEve! 12/31/18 Ball drop 1/1/19 Alarming Dog! 1/2/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/3/19 He finally did something right? 1/4/19 This comic strip is #berry good! See what I did there!? 1/7/19 Is this #BoogieNights / #PopUpVideo reference working for you? His new name is #FibberMcGee! 1/9/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/10/19 Well... are you? 1/11/19 The awkward drive into work. 1/14/19 I just can't. 1/15/19 H-A-M-B-U-R-G-E-R! 1/16/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/17/19 A #CrisisOfTheSoul. 1/18/19 It's MLK/BTTF fanfic time! 1/21/19 I love making fun of that moron, soooo much! 1/22/19 She has ONE job! 1/23/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/24/19 I'm sure this is accurate. 1/25/19 #ToddAndGary are NOT friends! 1/28/19 Brought to you by #DominosPizza! 1/29/19 Hopefully it ends with his ass in #ThePhantomZone! 1/30/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 1/31/19 A classic, remastered. 2/1/19 Straight garbage people. 2/4/19 This is more accurate! 2/5/19 #trump can be pretty SHORT on this subject. 2/6/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/7/19 Best. Poster. EVER! 2/8/19 Who gives more kisses? 2/11/19 Fast times in Warwick, RI 2/12/19 These two are the worst! 2/13/19 Brought to you by #Toyota! 2/15/19 Brought to you by #OnTheBorder 2/18/19 Women! 2/19/19 We deal with #JussieSmollett 2/20/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/21/19 You read that in his voice, huh? 2/22/19 When he goes "Off script." 2/25/19 You said you hate this #ComicStrip, THAT is a lie! 2/27/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 2/28/19 Wannabe dictator to dictator! 3/1/19 Clara is the Principal, you see... 3/4/19 Over, NEVER under! 3/5/19 Brought to you by #KidzBop! 3/6/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/7/19 He can't even get a simple name right! 3/8/19 Little is known about #WilliamBarr's early days. 3/11/19 @GayleKing interviews @realdonaldtrump. 3/12/19 Two theories and a fact! 3/13/19 Happy #PiDay! 3/14/19 You KNOW that #OrangeIdiot would say something like this! 3/15/19 A #WheelOfFortuneFail / @realdonaldtrump #MashUp! 3/18/19 What hole does he... sorry, just threw up! 3/19/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3/21/19 @realdonaldtrump truly IS #TheWorstKindOfDumb! 3/22/19 It's still #MuellerTime until I can read it myself! 3/25/19 I don't think he's smart enough to plan this. 3/27/19 Almost got him! 3/28/19 @realdonaldtrump + @betsydevosed + idiot #trumpsupporters = today's #ComicStrip! 3/29/19 For reals! 4/1/19 You KNOW he'd do this! 4/2/19 @realdonaldtrump is a #RealF@ckingMoron! 4/3/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/4/19 Go see #SHAZAM! in theaters now! 4/5/19 Never let them take you to a second location! 4/8/19 Brought to you by #Ingrezza! 4/9/19 Hits dingers, touches dingers. 4/10/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/11/19 @realdonaldtrump needs to be gooder! 4/12/19 Happy belated #GameOfThrones Day! 4/15/19 The medal would make a better President! 4/16/19 #Supreme 4/17/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/18/19 I know you went back to the 1st panel. 4/19/19 Happy #EarthDay! 4/22/19 It's my #Birthday! 4/23/19 F'ing animals! 4/24/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 4/25/19 Remember those #ShitholeCountries? 4/26/19 No spoilers, no worries! 4/29/19 Sarah is no quitter! 4/30/19 Connor has just seen #AvengersEndgame! 5/1/19 #KamalaHarris & #williambarr are NOT friends! 5/2/19 So THAT'S where #Spicer has been! 5/3/19 Don't cha know that song was relevant in 2005!? 5/6/19 The Muthaf'ing #MetGala! 5/7/19 Heh, #bebest. 5/8/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/9/19 We ALL know! 5/10/19 Of all the times to NOT be #TheMotherOfDragons! 5/13/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/16/19 He probably asked again, to be on the safe side. 5/17/19 It's like they don't care anymore. 5/20/19 Now it's in YOUR head! 5/21/19 GLORIA, GLORIA! 5/22/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/23/19 #ExtremelyStableGenius? I don't think so! 5/24/19 It's #MemorialDay, remember the fallen. 5/25/19 #Women don't have a choice, but #hopehicks does? 5/28/19 A subtle spelling error. 5/29/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 5/30/19 #trump is in #JEOPARDY! 5/31/19 Finely crafting fart and poop jokes since 2000! 6/3/19 #ReproductiveRights 6/4/19 Brought to you by #StateFarm! 6/5/19 It's #DumbJokeThursday! 6/6/19 Old #GayPride & #Inclusion strips I have #ReFunnied for YOU! 6/7/19 New & interesting ways to die! 6/10/19 #RobertMueller pretty much #Blinked it! 6/11/19 #DumbFatAssedPenguin. 6/12/19 You KNOW he'd do it if he could! 6/13/19 Because he's a misogynist/racist hybrid! 6/14/19 #SarahHuckabeeSanders is a liar! 6/17/19

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zaptoid Tue, July 14th, 2015 edit delete reply

Donny could only wish his hair looked that good....

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