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Comic 1606 - A pressing matter!

Posted on Tue, May 12th, 2020

This poem is sick! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Why do we do this!? Another #sick #COMIC! #VOTE! The #BlackVote. It's #DumbJokeThursday! He doesn't know how to use a #TV. How much are you people pooping!? Company Man: The Activity. That's an #Adult, you #Dolt! It's #DumbJokeThursday! At least he brought protection! When a #StayAtHomeOrder goes wrong. It could also be #ShadMoss! He's a #BigGrossBaby! Ya' got that #Rona!? Today, on #Maury. Heeey Abboooooott! Have it your way! What the #Pho!? It's #DumbJokeThursday! They don't know what #Poignant means! I'm no one trick pony, folks! Awww, he's trying. For real though, it's NOT me! They control the #Media, you see!? I'm on #TikTok! @toonmanstl A #COVID19 P.S.A. And #kimjongun is dead! There, fixed it! #kimjongun is STILL dead! #kimjongun... yup, STILL dead! It's #DumbJokeThursday! It's well known that I'm not a fan! #MayThe4thBeWithYou! It's #NationalCartoonistsDay! #NoTalentAssClown, A #StarWars Story! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Her #Eighthead is fire! We've ALL done the clap! A pressing matter! #stephaniegrisham. It's #DumbJokeThursday! Look, I'm no #WeirdAl. #TrulyHardSeltzer #NASCAR is BACK! #DixieCups! Be like #Batman! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Great #Bloodlines! It's a #FACT! It's a #SuperWhatIf! My 1st #PeriodPiece... about #Vampires! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Yeah #Lifetime, what the hell!? Why can't I leave anything nice? #StayOutOfTheSun! He's A #Moron! It's #DumbJokeThursday! The #SpeedTest! #BLM! How many!? My #PettyBitch is showing! REPOST! #RIPLivePD! Recorded 12/24/19 You KNOW he's had THIS conversation! Deny, deny,deny! I mean, it's #StraightGarbage! Ripped from the headlines! You KNEW where this was going! He's NEVER said #BLM! Heh, #Ramps. Take him out AT the ballgame! Hey man, #SPORTS! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #HipHop heads know! Where there's a will, there's a Kay! Murder your thirst! #WearAMask! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #BlackSails! We all knew! I had drawn this before I knew! #ISpyWithMyLittleEye! It's a #FACT, @realdonaldtrump is THIS dumb! I hate drawing a #Hug! A #ReRun, I mean, #Classic! These are my #Confessions. Weak ass tea! It's probably #steroids. You KNOW he's thought about this. Those boneheads are suing #LadyA! #HellaPassiveAggressive! Leave it to #SamuelLJackson. Ladies, please stop the #bodyshaming, men have bodies too! Switch the "V" with an "R" and you got it! Get it? 90 Day Cat Call: The Other Way! You'll never see it coming. We all knew this already! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Prove me wrong! Read with a #twang. What a #Maroon! Not @PatMaroon, he's cool. A variation on #LongEaredGaloot! It's #DumbJokeThursday! The key word here, is #Black! #ClearlyCanadian. He's forever trying to mount something! #mikepence is scared #Poopless! It's #DumbJokeThursday! @realjameswoods is a famous dummy! You down wit that #VP? Yeah, you know me! It's a valid question! It's a $40 pillow! It's #Thursday in #Jerseyish! Droppin' that #HotMic, like it's... hot! #kellkell is peace'n out! The #RNC is #Truly pathetic! Sit down #Florida! It's #DumbJokeThursday! I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet! How #kanye not see how dumb @realdonaldtrump is!? Meanwhile, in #KenoshaWI!

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