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Comic 1782 - #RippedFromTheHeadlines & #Handslapped by #Twitter!

Posted on Thu, January 14th, 2021

Sung to #Rehab by #AmyWinehouse Really, look at them! NOT Brought to you by #JustForMen! In the arms of #transition... Someone for everyone. #covidsgiving. #Unaired #FrostedFlakes ad. Brought to you by the #TennesseeTourismBoard. He's learning the #Dougie as well. Get after it, @Noizey_Man! Brought to you by @McDonalds! I love the #80s! You KNOW they've thought about it! She'd be a #DoubleStuffed #Oreo, amirite!? #RockMeAmadeus! It's #DumbJokeThursday! A #PSA for your dumb-f@ck friends! #CompanyManComic is for you! He DID start the fire! A #BlackGeek question! It's #DUMBtrumpTHURSDAY! My #WarOnHummus & #WarOnPudding continues! @marcorubio -no! He's ALWAYS watching! Big dummies, the lot of them! A #ChristmasEve butt joke. #MerryChristmas! The power of #Pardon! If it was only that easy! Connor REALLY HATES #Spiders. It's #DumbJokeThursday! I'm what they call lazy. It's @ToddBarry! #YouMakeTheCall! #HeresAStory... A #CooCooooCooCoup! This #DumbJoke is brought to you by #Buick! It was an #InsideJob! @foxnews wants your #dumbass back! #ThisBitch. #RippedFromTheHeadlines & #Handslapped by #Twitter! My Fair trumpy. Won't get #trumped again! Brought to you by #ChickFilA! There's a lot to #Unpack here, get it? He's already bored! #PressBriefings. We FINALLY get in on it! @realdonaldtrump is a #Dumbass #AlwaysAndForever! I bet @StephanPastis doesn't get this from his characters! It's #DumbJokeThursday! We've all thought this at some point! @mtgreenee is a #Seaward! #ReadTheRoom! #WeNeedToTalkAboutKevin, talking to @mtgreenee. One's a #PotCrack, the other's a #CrackPot! You done fuq'd up now, @nancymace! We subtly choose a side. The saga begins. Profiles in Idiocy. It's #DumbJokeThursday! #EggsBenedict... Cumberbatch. Sippin' on #Impeachment Juice! My thoughts exactly! #parler #Parlor #Parluur. This #DumbJokeThursday might give you a headache! Are these guys #RealOrFake? The #KimKardashian #KanyeWest #Divorce Aftermath. It's #DumbJokeThursday! I'm not a fan of #FlipFlops! We've all done this, amirite!? He got his #TightFive together! It's how we learned how to spell that dumb state! It's #DumbJokeThursday! I read it and wanted to punch myself! The #royals are #racist! We all knew. They're called the #gop! Brought to you by #BurgerKing! It's #DumbJokeThursday! I would walk 500 miles... #DefianceMO held a #SuperSpreader event! The #Pope schticks it to the masses! Connor Vs. Lucky: Dawn of Luck-tice! #DreiIsThree! Who knew #billcosby and #Flipper ran in the same circles!? Brought to you by @Match! @repboebert is a #Seaward! The #ElementarySchool #ThirstTrap! He is a #Rescue. That #Album cover is kinda creepy! What a #SoreLoser! A sore #dickhead loser! Brought to you by #Topol! I don't think that's his plan! It's #DumbJokeThursday! You know this bullshit is coming, right? The #VH1 #BehindTheMusic #SnyderCut! Yeah, that just happened! #MyOpinionMyMedium It's #DumbJokeThursday! Don't defend #racism you twits! #BigIceCream & #BigSprinkle are watching! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Eddie wants to see ALL of the #boobs, but hers! Shirt improvement Fan mail: Why's it never the right time! Great band name: The Mars Helicopter! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Celebrate me damnit! Memories of my childhood. #AirpodsPro may get you beat up! Don't throw away your shot! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Brought to you by #Utz! This is fo' real, son! A Tour De Fourth! Don't be a #gaetz! It's #DumbJokeThursday! It's #Saturday! Sung & read to #JoeJackson's #BreakingUsInTwo. #WWBD? Where the letter 'R' barely exists.

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