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Comic 1878 - #ImTheCaptainNow!

Posted on Thu, June 3rd, 2021

Yeah, that just happened! #MyOpinionMyMedium It's #DumbJokeThursday! Don't defend #racism you twits! #BigIceCream & #BigSprinkle are watching! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Eddie wants to see ALL of the #boobs, but hers! Shirt improvement Fan mail: Why's it never the right time! Great band name: The Mars Helicopter! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Celebrate me damnit! Memories of my childhood. #AirpodsPro may get you beat up! Don't throw away your shot! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Brought to you by #Utz! This is fo' real, son! A Tour De Fourth! Don't be a #gaetz! It's #DumbJokeThursday! It's #Saturday! Sung & read to #JoeJackson's #BreakingUsInTwo. #WWBD? Where the letter 'R' barely exists. Profiles in #Idiocy: #IdiotSandwich Edition. Heard from the backseat. #NoSleepTill... Connor is very happy about this. Whoa, #ShotsFired! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Get #Vaxxed or stay #Masked! Those #tourists went tourist! I pulled something, stretching for this joke! A Presidential #StupidShitDoer! It's #DumbJokeThursday! I'm tired of this happening! I bet #DigDug calls or clicks BEFORE digging! Ripped from the #Headlines... kinda! #DonkDonk! #ImTheCaptainNow! #August can't get here fast enough! What!? I can call him a #TubbyBitch! #FactuallyAccurate! Celebrate who you are! #Blackest #ComicStrip EVER! Yeah, that's some #TasteeFreez ish! I guess that #TubbyBitch had a birthday... #NobodyCares! The #WarOnFoxNews continues! It's #DumbJokeThursday! The #RKelly house has #SOLD! #RKelly, what a pisser! Brought to you by #ZzzQuilPureZzzs! The #Masks don't help! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #FearBonerz ALL NEW Season is back on #TLC! JE-SUS-TALKS, #JesusTalksWithMe! She looks like #AliceTheGoon! No, I'm not bitter, why do you ask? I bet there's #pudding in the mix! This is how #rkelly gets ya, #BlackFolks! I've got jokes! #LilYachtRocky is at it again! #RandomAssCrySesh! I'll see myself out! Face it, he's no @IAmKelMitchell! It's like the pot calling the kettle the race he doesn't like! Were we #Snapped!? Art imitates life... again! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #Blinky has always been #WestsideTillHeDied! I can't wait for #August13th! We do like-a the #Loki! How #dummies get #covid. A really BIG #Redux! It's a #CopingMechanism & it's #Funny! I have a #Heart on for #HBODocumentaries! We've ALL been there, amirite!? We smack our own! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Cut it out, #MTV! You had #OneDamnJob, #carvana! Colin & his #casualracism w/ #fakeoutrage. STILL #bitterAF! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #DearWhitePeople: Don't do this! The #BroOut was pretty #Epic! #HowItStartedHowItsGoing. I ate some #Kale & you're ALL gonna hear about it! It's #DumbJokeThursday! What? No #Hennessy? #ProfilesInIdiocy! My #WarOnDummies, rages on! He'll have a show on #foxnews, soon! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #RippedFromTheHeadlines! It's that time... again! F@ck #gregabbott with a rusty, jagged #dildo! It's #DumbJokeThursday! A #PublicServiceAnnouncement! A #CatalystForChange. #BallsDeep in the #HeartOfTexas! #donaldtrump is a f@cking dummy! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Slightly bigger and more clappy. A very important choice! #BlackFolks #KoolAid & #Hennessy, oh my! A new #ProfilesInIdiocy! #StupidEdition. It's #DumbJokeThursday! #Google the damn song, kids! They were lured in with promises of #Hennessy! The #GaylordPerry challenge! Sung to #StepInTheNameOfLove! It's #DumbJokeThursday! He ain't wrong! A #PSA! It's the f@cking #AlbuquerqueInternationalBalloonFiesta! #Kale #Milk is #Nuts! It's #DumbJokeThursday! The #DevilsInTheDetails! It's #DumbJokeMonday!

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