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Comic 1933 - #RippedFromTheHeadlines!

Posted on Fri, September 3rd, 2021

#FearBonerz ALL NEW Season is back on #TLC! JE-SUS-TALKS, #JesusTalksWithMe! She looks like #AliceTheGoon! No, I'm not bitter, why do you ask? I bet there's #pudding in the mix! This is how #rkelly gets ya, #BlackFolks! I've got jokes! #LilYachtRocky is at it again! #RandomAssCrySesh! I'll see myself out! Face it, he's no @IAmKelMitchell! It's like the pot calling the kettle the race he doesn't like! Were we #Snapped!? Art imitates life... again! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #Blinky has always been #WestsideTillHeDied! I can't wait for #August13th! We do like-a the #Loki! How #dummies get #covid. A really BIG #Redux! It's a #CopingMechanism & it's #Funny! I have a #Heart on for #HBODocumentaries! We've ALL been there, amirite!? We smack our own! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Cut it out, #MTV! You had #OneDamnJob, #carvana! Colin & his #casualracism w/ #fakeoutrage. STILL #bitterAF! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #DearWhitePeople: Don't do this! The #BroOut was pretty #Epic! #HowItStartedHowItsGoing. I ate some #Kale & you're ALL gonna hear about it! It's #DumbJokeThursday! What? No #Hennessy? #ProfilesInIdiocy! My #WarOnDummies, rages on! He'll have a show on #foxnews, soon! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #RippedFromTheHeadlines! It's that time... again! F@ck #gregabbott with a rusty, jagged #dildo! It's #DumbJokeThursday! A #PublicServiceAnnouncement! A #CatalystForChange. #BallsDeep in the #HeartOfTexas! #donaldtrump is a f@cking dummy! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Slightly bigger and more clappy. A very important choice! #BlackFolks #KoolAid & #Hennessy, oh my! A new #ProfilesInIdiocy! #StupidEdition. It's #DumbJokeThursday! #Google the damn song, kids! They were lured in with promises of #Hennessy! The #GaylordPerry challenge! Sung to #StepInTheNameOfLove! It's #DumbJokeThursday! He ain't wrong! A #PSA! It's the f@cking #AlbuquerqueInternationalBalloonFiesta! #Kale #Milk is #Nuts! It's #DumbJokeThursday! The #DevilsInTheDetails! It's #DumbJokeMonday! It's #DumbJokeTuesday! It's #DumbJokeWednesday! It's #DumbJokeThursday! It's #DumbJokeFriday! #SupermanAndLois Directors Cut! It's #Ye, #KanyeWest if ya' nasty! #WetFart #stevebannon is #DazedAndConfused! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #DogTheBountyHunter was soooo close! The #PumpkinSpice trees are NEW this year! The #Truth about #truthsocial... it stinks! Anyone got eyes on that #WetFart #stevebannon? Judging by that shirt? Not good ones! #WhatHadHappenedWas... There's a lot to unpack here. #FireSafety is important! My #WarOnDummies continues! This woulda been funny, back in #1980! #DaylightSavingTime is stupid. Like a #dumb neighbor... THE #Sando is BACK! Like a #dumb neighbor... #PartDeux! Like a #dumb neighbor... #PartDeux! #Woke means aware. #aaronrodgers has a new sponsor. This #ComicStrip is #Stellar! a-a-ron still doesn't get it. @usrepgarypalmer really #PoopedTheBed! It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3-2-1 let's jam! Local #Wisconsin #dumbass! #TheWarOnChristmas2ElectricBoogaloo! A Very #Hallmark #Christmas Movie? On a very special #doocyLovesPsaki... #WWJFD? You done messed up, #ElfOnTheShelf! It's #DumbJokeThursday! That's #Oregon! #donaldjtrump is a REAL #dummy! Is it #Wednesday? It's #DumbJokeThursday! This is any #GroceryStore in #America, really. #Jesus, he get's us. You can't #Pray that away! The #Vaxxed are #Wolves NOT #Sheep! #HappyBirthweek Sean! #joemanchin is the f@cking worst! It's #ElfSperm! #omicron visits the office. It's #DumbJokeThursday! The One Where Someone Gets Risley'd! The gift. You'll read it in his voice. Revenge of the #WordNerds! It's #DumbJokeThursday!

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