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Comic 2006 - It's #ElfSperm!

Posted on Tue, December 21st, 2021

It's #DumbJokeThursday! #DogTheBountyHunter was soooo close! The #PumpkinSpice trees are NEW this year! The #Truth about #truthsocial... it stinks! Anyone got eyes on that #WetFart #stevebannon? Judging by that shirt? Not good ones! #WhatHadHappenedWas... There's a lot to unpack here. #FireSafety is important! My #WarOnDummies continues! This woulda been funny, back in #1980! #DaylightSavingTime is stupid. Like a #dumb neighbor... THE #Sando is BACK! Like a #dumb neighbor... #PartDeux! Like a #dumb neighbor... #PartDeux! #Woke means aware. #aaronrodgers has a new sponsor. This #ComicStrip is #Stellar! a-a-ron still doesn't get it. @usrepgarypalmer really #PoopedTheBed! It's #DumbJokeThursday! 3-2-1 let's jam! Local #Wisconsin #dumbass! #TheWarOnChristmas2ElectricBoogaloo! A Very #Hallmark #Christmas Movie? On a very special #doocyLovesPsaki... #WWJFD? You done messed up, #ElfOnTheShelf! It's #DumbJokeThursday! That's #Oregon! #donaldjtrump is a REAL #dummy! Is it #Wednesday? It's #DumbJokeThursday! This is any #GroceryStore in #America, really. #Jesus, he get's us. You can't #Pray that away! The #Vaxxed are #Wolves NOT #Sheep! #HappyBirthweek Sean! #joemanchin is the f@cking worst! It's #ElfSperm! #omicron visits the office. It's #DumbJokeThursday! The One Where Someone Gets Risley'd! The gift. You'll read it in his voice. Revenge of the #WordNerds! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Let's #Pho-get about 2021! A really quick #eulogy. Another really quick #eulogy! It's #DumbJokeThursday! It's #LadyFingerLickingGood! A #CrackPot & a #CrockPot! I didn't feel like drawing today... don't @ me! It's the BEST #sequel title of all time! The one where young Brando did none of that! Connor gets #5G... maybe #covid19! No love for #OHoes! I can't leave anything nice. But, Is it #Canon? #Cologuard wants to turn you into a #DirtyCat! #AppleWatchSeriesSeven It's #DumbJokeThursday! #Indoorsy is how you stay alive! #donaldjtrump is #HotGarbage! Well, he IS a noted scholar! His death wasn't even mentioned on #foxnews! This #DumbJokeThursday is about #Nothing! The Masked Traitor on #FOX! #SnoopDogg don't love them hose! The #NFL is racist! It's #DumbJokeThursday! A saggy, shriveled one! I #Love making fun of that #Feckless bastard! The #SpellingBee can be #Problematic. #mtg is so dumb... It's #DumbJokeThursday! Brought to you by #Indeed. Flush it, flush it real good! Best. Spelling. Bee. Ever! #donaldjtrump is a #Dummy! We #SpillTheTea on #McDonalds #Coke! Congrats to #CODA at the #SAGAftraAwards! The one where I update a #Carnac joke! Did I do a #Meta!? My 3,600th #ComicStrip! #RippedFromTheHeadlines! #MO prides itself on being #dumb. #ImpracticalJokers, I'm NOT a fan! It's a #DumbJokeThursday #Geography lesson! It's the right thing to do & a tasty way to do it! #RippedFromTheHeadlines! I see you, #AriMelber! They don't want US voting! #putin & #peterschiff are #TurdFergusons! This #DumbJokeFriday is startin' something! We're an #Educational #ComicStrip! Baby I can #Rocket2U! #JoeBiden is #TheNegotiator! It's #DumbJokeThursday! I ran out of #syllables! #WillSmith learned from the best! @repboebert is a #DumbFloozy! @repmtg is pro-pedo & so is @repmattgaetz! You're in #GoodPaws! #NOPE! #DandD, a real #VaginaDryer! Much like #donaldjtrump's presidency, it's #fake. It's #DumbJokeThursday! #DatAss is back! (#NobodyGivesARatsAss!) #DontThinkJesus, think he's STILL #racist! #tedcruz is a #WeirdlyBeardedBigDumbBitch! He had a #GayOlTime! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #tuckercarlson is a #TesticleTanning #BigDumbBitch! She dead! It smells like #SelfImportance. It's #DumbJokeThursday! #GoRVing! I think that #BigDumbBitch #kevinmccarthy is lying!

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