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Comic 2053 - #RippedFromTheHeadlines!

Posted on Fri, March 4th, 2022

It's #DumbJokeThursday! Let's #Pho-get about 2021! A really quick #eulogy. Another really quick #eulogy! It's #DumbJokeThursday! It's #LadyFingerLickingGood! A #CrackPot & a #CrockPot! I didn't feel like drawing today... don't @ me! It's the BEST #sequel title of all time! The one where young Brando did none of that! Connor gets #5G... maybe #covid19! No love for #OHoes! I can't leave anything nice. But, Is it #Canon? #Cologuard wants to turn you into a #DirtyCat! #AppleWatchSeriesSeven It's #DumbJokeThursday! #Indoorsy is how you stay alive! #donaldjtrump is #HotGarbage! Well, he IS a noted scholar! His death wasn't even mentioned on #foxnews! This #DumbJokeThursday is about #Nothing! The Masked Traitor on #FOX! #SnoopDogg don't love them hose! The #NFL is racist! It's #DumbJokeThursday! A saggy, shriveled one! I #Love making fun of that #Feckless bastard! The #SpellingBee can be #Problematic. #mtg is so dumb... It's #DumbJokeThursday! Brought to you by #Indeed. Flush it, flush it real good! Best. Spelling. Bee. Ever! #donaldjtrump is a #Dummy! We #SpillTheTea on #McDonalds #Coke! Congrats to #CODA at the #SAGAftraAwards! The one where I update a #Carnac joke! Did I do a #Meta!? My 3,600th #ComicStrip! #RippedFromTheHeadlines! #MO prides itself on being #dumb. #ImpracticalJokers, I'm NOT a fan! It's a #DumbJokeThursday #Geography lesson! It's the right thing to do & a tasty way to do it! #RippedFromTheHeadlines! I see you, #AriMelber! They don't want US voting! #putin & #peterschiff are #TurdFergusons! This #DumbJokeFriday is startin' something! We're an #Educational #ComicStrip! Baby I can #Rocket2U! #JoeBiden is #TheNegotiator! It's #DumbJokeThursday! I ran out of #syllables! #WillSmith learned from the best! @repboebert is a #DumbFloozy! @repmtg is pro-pedo & so is @repmattgaetz! You're in #GoodPaws! #NOPE! #DandD, a real #VaginaDryer! Much like #donaldjtrump's presidency, it's #fake. It's #DumbJokeThursday! #DatAss is back! (#NobodyGivesARatsAss!) #DontThinkJesus, think he's STILL #racist! #tedcruz is a #WeirdlyBeardedBigDumbBitch! He had a #GayOlTime! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #tuckercarlson is a #TesticleTanning #BigDumbBitch! She dead! It smells like #SelfImportance. It's #DumbJokeThursday! #GoRVing! I think that #BigDumbBitch #kevinmccarthy is lying! #gop = #BigDumbBitch! It's #DumbJokeThursday! #MisheardLyrics! Introducing @K_JeanPierre / @KJP46! Art imitates life! You know which ones! Connor looks like he's tired of Colin and his crap! Sweet Shat O' Amber! #PublicServiceAnnouncement! #ImFreeeeeeeFreeToonin! It's #DumbJokeThursday! Is it racist? Even the #MagicalNegro is #Problematic. #LongLiveSliders! That #BigDumbBitch only cares about #Texas #WhiteMen & the #nra! I'm tired. (NO JOKE!)

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